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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

    The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”

    The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”

    The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”

    The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”

    The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”

    The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.”

    The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

    The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”

    The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

    The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”

    Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

    And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”

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    lol, i heard it before. still funny though

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    nice ))
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    this is good

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    rofl


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    Wow you are really bad at jokes

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    I may have chuckled a little.


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