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Thread: Chinese Proverbs

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
    organ.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

    Panties not best thing on earth... but next to best thing on earth.

    War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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    SAM's Avatar Fst philosopher BT Rep: +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50
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    very nice thanks

    For Serving Community



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    Well I haven't seen that in about 10 years ....

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

    rofl nice


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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick View Post
    Panties not best thing on earth... but next to best thing on earth.
    Now thats true!
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    Chinese are wise guys.

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    Wife like clockwork robot -screw it at night and it does the housework.

    Chinese couple get divorce - She go back to Peking, he go back to Wanking.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    DooMeD68's Avatar Domain Of Sutekh
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    and some more -
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
    Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
    Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.
    Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
    lmao ..

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    War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

    TOOO RIGHTT!
    Temptations The Ultimate Flaw In Humans

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