Billy, all the very best, my friend.
I am in the grateful position of having experienced the full richness of your humour.
Being neighbours I know exactly how you would say what you say and I must say you say it well.
Glad to here you're getting a laptop so your absence will be brief.
Be careful.
Not in Spain. Going to shop to get milk.
In fact, I suggest not leaving the house until Tuesday.
If you got hit by a brick meant for the cops and were killed, the irony would destroy me.
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