29",do you know how hard it is to get Jeans to fit??
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29",do you know how hard it is to get Jeans to fit??
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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(I kinda wish I'd left this in Cheese's account but he'd kill me, with knives.)
Try being a curvy woman with 28 inch legs. Apparently, if your legs are that short you don't have hips or tits. Think Pocket Venus with badly fitting trousers.
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How come Chebus never posts in your your account by mistake.Originally Posted by Cheese
He must be some kind of superior being.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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He stays logged on on the living room pc. If he is here I'm not allowed to use it. I have to go into the box-infested spare room with no tv, no speakers and barely any light. If he isn't here I can use this one, but I always forget that he stays logged on.
Alright? Explanation enough for you? Care to point out any other ways in which I'm inferior to my boyfriend? Want me to slit my wrists and bleed out over the keyboard, is that what you want, the very blood that flows through my veins? Is it? The breath from my lungs maybe? Or should I just crack my sternum, reach into my chest cavity and rip out my heart for you. Alright? Jeez just chill out already!
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This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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mostly harmless
[jp]Uh-oh, has someone got the painters in[/jp]
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No painters today! Just felt like some melodrama.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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effendi
How come Chebus never posts in your your account by mistake.
He must be some kind of superior being.Fixed
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Awww you've just spoiled it. I WAS going to go and cook cheese something nice for his lunch, and then do all the washing up that he hasn't done. I won't now because you've made fun of me. Poor Cheese.Fixed
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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effendi
Oh noes!! Something nice might not happen to someone else now -- but it appears that I am unaffected.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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No painters today! Just felt like some melodrama.
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