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[embolism]

can i have FB, thanks.........

This will make you laugh:::::: my dog pissed off my cat....so..
http://yoke.cc/0funny10.jpg

[monk3y]

Can you give me FB invite?
Thanks
Ratio:
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6210/mmnz1.jpg

Funny video
http://www.smog.pl/wideo/12252/pilna_narada/

only one made me laugh

[ghostat2005]

May i have FB

I will try to make u laugh

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.

or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt3L99e6jOo




And this a proof :
http://img443.imageshack.us/my.php?image=revottzr1.jpg

Thanks in advance

[allegrad]

I really want FB, so I've got 2 jokes. If you also would like me to send you a ratio proof, please just let me know and I will. I don't know how funny they are, but hear goes.....

A doctor says to a patient, "I've got bad news and worse news. Which do you want first?"
So the patient says, "Give me the bad news."
And the doctor replies, "Well, sorry but you only have 24 hours to live."
"That's awful'" says the patient. "God, what could possibly be worse than that?"
The doctor replies,"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

One more-
There are 2 guys sitting at a bar. 1 starts to insult the other. He says,"Ha! I slept with your mother!" So it gets really quiet and everyone in the bar is listening to see what the other guy is going to say. The first guy screams again, "I SAID I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
So the other guys finally turns and says,"Just go home, dad. You're drunk."

[monk3y]

I really want FB, so I've got 2 jokes. If you also would like me to send you a ratio proof, please just let me know and I will. I don't know how funny they are, but hear goes.....

A doctor says to a patient, "I've got bad news and worse news. Which do you want first?"
So the patient says, "Give me the bad news."
And the doctor replies, "Well, sorry but you only have 24 hours to live."
"That's awful'" says the patient. "God, what could possibly be worse than that?"
The doctor replies,"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

One more-
There are 2 guys sitting at a bar. 1 starts to insult the other. He says,"Ha! I slept with your mother!" So it gets really quiet and everyone in the bar is listening to see what the other guy is going to say. The first guy screams again, "I SAID I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
So the other guys finally turns and says,"Just go home, dad. You're drunk."

lol the second one really made me laugh.

[scribble]

um, mine is a little inappropriate, so that's why i will not put it in the thread. but since you already read it, can i have it?

i am trustworthy

[beer23]

Hi can I please have FINBYTES Im not finnish but I promise to marry a Finnish woman one day..Is that good enough? LOL!
My ratio
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6985/rations6.jpg

[monk3y]

Winner for FB is allegard
Winner for nCore not decided if any1 still want the giveaway is still on