Admit It Girls

**Adster** · 10-21-2003, 01:53 PM

Ive never been caught thank god

**Yogi** · 10-21-2003, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Lamsey@21 October 2003 - 14:48
One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.

And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.

You're speaking from experience there, Lamsey??

Yogi

**Lamsey** · 10-21-2003, 03:25 PM

Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in 'self-abuse'.

This is probably one of the defining reasons behind my member title...

**MetroStars** · 10-21-2003, 03:31 PM

One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.

And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.

Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat...

**Yogi** · 10-21-2003, 03:35 PM

Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in 'self-abuse'.

You mean you have a girlfriend??

What's a happy position??

Indulging in self-abuse??

Abuse??

Who tought you how to wank, cos i think you must have had some bad experience there....., calling it abuse.....

I'm a 44 year-old hormonebomb, well provided by my girl, but i still find it quite

amusing to be gooood to myself once in a while(duh....), or twice, or, nahhh...

Yogi

**Mr. Mulder** · 10-21-2003, 03:35 PM

Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat...     

where were they hidden, what were they?

**Lamsey** · 10-21-2003, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 15:35
1) You mean you have a girlfriend??

2) What's a happy position??

3) Abuse??

1) I have a girlfriend, yes.

2)

3) It's a phrase used over here in Scotland to describe the act of Bashing Your Bishop.

**MetroStars** · 10-21-2003, 03:39 PM

where were they hidden, what were they?

Well they where sorta hidden under my bed, not very well hidden i must admit...

there wos 8 mags if i remember right, i think most where Hustler, but there wos a a girls next door porn mag, and this 1 anal hardcore mag... i bet she thought i wos a right dirty bastard