Invites Giveaway (not for traders)

[Something Else]

IMPORTANT: please rate the thread with the star thingy....thx

Got invites, don't need them.
No traders please...thanks

Bit-HDTV x10 x9 (imranarif)
HDBits GONE (ramola) (ohadraviv) (darkeingel) (smyley) (birney29)
TV Junkies GONE (kadake)
S.I.T.R. x10 x9 (rustynut)
Torrent.Lt x5
LinkoManija x5
Diwana x10
T-Damage x10 x9 (Herakles)
Filezone x1
TTi GONE (sammyp1)
T-Leech - GONE (ramola) (esco123)
SuperT - GONE (ibi23)
Aussie T x1
A-L x3
CT x3 x2 (huqiming)
Digital Hive x10
Doyana Kadar x5 x4 (corpik19)
AudioNews x4 x3 (tiolewis)
GFX News x4
BrokenStones x5
Indie T x2 x1 (trevor2000)
VIP Music x5 x4 (or_linik)
Music Vids x10 x9 (gman12)
Pedro's - GONE (itay1)
MMA x1
Goem x10 x7 (kaka2010) (corpik19) (gman12)
KG - GONE (OTO777) (b0ab4) (snap3r) (Loading)
RMVBusters GONE (blackbird)
ElBitz x2
Oink's GONE (4play)

MUST DO:
Check if they are open 1st.
Post something amusing.
Say what you want from the tracker.
No PM's.
No traders.
If you cheat I will find you
1 post each in the thread or nothing.
Don't post ur mail or ratios in the thread
Use a smilie that nobody has posted yet (in the thread).
No under 12's please.
No rep points please.
Please dont post in the thread if your not asking for something, the shorter the better and less reading for me. Thx


WARNING: If you are epileptic this will probably fuck you up....

[OTO777]

can you give me KG invite mate?

[itay1]

can i get pedro's plz?

[b0ab4]

Also I invited it on KG plsss

[esco123]

can i have tl account plz?

[smyley]

ITS DARK IN HERE

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$750"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$2250"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$3000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again. You're in my cupboard now."

Hope you liked it
I would like a TL or Hdbits invite
Thx mate

[snap3r]

hy mate can i have a KG invite pls > im looking for one for the movie colection
heres something funny

[kaka2010]

can i have goem please

[Something Else]

Why can't people read Nobody followed the instructions but I sent em anyways I can't be bothered anymore......

[JA]

HDBITS
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