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  1. #1
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    Subject: things that CNN won't report...

    April 21, 2002

    Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! (true story).

    Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to
    launch dead chickens at the windshields of Airlines and military jets, all
    traveling at maximum velocity.

    The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with
    airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

    NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
    windshields of their new high speed trains.

    Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers.

    When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled
    out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
    smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
    backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an
    arrow shot from a bow.

    The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the
    disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the
    windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions.

    The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo:
    ... "Defrost the chicken."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    Mar 2003
    The Chicken Farmer
    A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought.

    Turns out that his next door neighbour was also a chicken farmer. The neighbour came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."

    The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbour stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died." The neighbour said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."

    Another two weeks went by, and the neighbour stops in again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."

    Astounded, the neighbour asked, "What did you do to them? What went wrong?" Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure. But I think I'm not planting them far enough apart."

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    NeoTheOne's Avatar Poster
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    Jun 2003
    i read that joke in a hindi paper


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