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    >THE
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    >RANGE
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    >OF
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    >8
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    >INCHES
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    >LONG..
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    >THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
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    >ENJOYED
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    >BY
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    >MEMBERS
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    >OF
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    >BOTH
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    >SEXES.
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    >IS
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    >USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
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    >LOOSLEY
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    >FOR
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    >INSTANT
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    >ACTION.
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    >IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
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    >LITTLE
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    >HAIRY
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    >THINGS
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    >AT
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    >ONE
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    >END
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    >AND
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    >SMALL
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    >HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
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    >IS
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    >INSERTED,
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    >ALMOST
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    >ALWAYS
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    >WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
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    >SOMETIMES
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    >QUICKLY,
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    >INTO
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    >A
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    >WARM,
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    >FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
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    >IT
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    >IS
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    >THRUST
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    >IN
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    >AND
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    >DRAWN
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    >OUT
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    >AGAIN
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    >AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
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    >SUCCESSION,
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    >OFTEN
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    >QUICKLY
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    >AND
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    >ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
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    >ANYONE
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    >FOUND
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    >LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
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    >RECOGNIZE
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    >THE
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    >RHYTHMIC,
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    >PULSING
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    >SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
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    >LUBRICATED
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    >MOVEMENTS.
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    >WHEN
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    >FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
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    >BEHIND
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    >A
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    >JUICY,
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    >FROTHY,
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    >WHITE
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    >STICKY
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    >SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
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    >NEED
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    >CLEANING FROM
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    >THE
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    >OUTER
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    >SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
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    >SOME
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    >OF
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    >FROM
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    >ITS
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    >LONG
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    >GLISTENING
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    >SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
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    >DONE
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    >AND
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    >THE
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    >FLOWING
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    >AND
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    >CLEANSING
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    >LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
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    >EMANATING,
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    >IT
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    >IS
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    >RETURNED
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    >TO
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    >ITS
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    >FREELY
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    >HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
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    >YET
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    >FOR
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    >ANOTHER
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    >BIT
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    >OF
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    >ACTION,
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    >HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
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    >BRISTLING
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    >TWICE
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    >OR
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    >THREE
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    >TIMES A
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    >DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
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    >WHAT AM I???????
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    >AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
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    >GUESSED,
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    >THE
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    >ANSWER !
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    >TO
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    >THE
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    >RIDDLE
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    >NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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    >TOOTHBRUSH.........
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    >what were you
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    >thinking?
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    >You PERVERT!

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    lol, nice mate

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    im so proud of myself...i knew what it was half way through...srry i jsut had to tell SOMEbody....

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