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**Mr. Mulder** · 10-01-2007, 07:59 AM

**Mr. Mulder** · 10-01-2007, 08:01 AM

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**Sextent** · 10-01-2007, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Perhaps if Miss Hazell wasn't an ugly cow it would be easier.

Nooooo! Talk about a cyber cold-shower.

She is indeed a cyber cold shower.

**CrabGirl** · 10-01-2007, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I just have an issue with a man referring to making sweet love to a woman down by the fire as 'banging/hitting the poonani'......it conjures up a mental image of a man with a really small, angry looking little penis desperately worrying at someone for about 2 seconds before dribbling some sorry looking stringy substance off the end of his knob prior to it limping pathetically towards the uterus before giving up, exhausted, half way there and laying down to die. But each to their own!

That's a spot on rant!

**Mr JP Fugley** · 10-01-2007, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I just have an issue with a man referring to making sweet love to a woman down by the fire as 'banging/hitting the poonani'......it conjures up a mental image of a man with a really small, angry looking little penis desperately worrying at someone for about 2 seconds before dribbling some sorry looking stringy substance off the end of his knob prior to it limping pathetically towards the uterus before giving up, exhausted, half way there and laying down to die. But each to their own!

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