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    It's your lucky day you wonderful people. I have here a CD of Simply Red live in Cuba....it's a double one with 20 of their most popular hits including 'Something Got Me Started' and 'Fairground'. I'm sorry the photograph is a bit blurred but my camera wouldn't focus on something so shit.



    The winner of this auction will win the right to dictate the method of it's destruction, to be posted on this thread. Please note that I do have access to liquid nitrogen and I will accept sexual favours in lieu of money.

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    What auction?



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    This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.

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    Insertion into Boris Johnstone's arse - to sort of gee him up for the rigours of canvassing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.
    You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"

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    Quote Originally Posted by callum View Post
    You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Insertion into Boris Johnstone's arse - to sort of gee him up for the rigours of canvassing?
    OK, I should have stipulated, nothing will be done that will get me either imprisoned or in sexy Boris's bad books!

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    Quote Originally Posted by callum View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.
    You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"

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    Quote Originally Posted by callum View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.
    You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"
    That makes perfect sense.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Insertion into Boris Johnstone's arse - to sort of gee him up for the rigours of canvassing?
    OK, I should have stipulated, nothing will be done that will get me either imprisoned or in sexy Boris's bad books!
    I rather fancy Boris would do a Leslie Phillips

    Well hellooo there

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