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    Its my birthday and I've chalked up another decade.
    Can someone please reassure me that 30 is not old??

    Or feel free to make me feel worse(if thats possible)

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    hate to tell u this as soon as your on the wrong side of 30 your getting old

    also life starts at the age of 30

    btw Happy Birthday

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    I remember 30.

    Yup, that was the end.

    It's been a downhill slide ever since.

    You better live it up while you can because tomorrow or the next day you may wake up too sore to move.

    Then your belly starts to sag and stuff.

    Yeah, I'd say if you got something to do, you better get at it.

    Oh yeah , happy birthday

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    This isnt looking too good...

    The belly bit has already started.

    :'( :'( :'(

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    Originally posted by jay973@9 July 2003 - 05:11
    Its my birthday and I've chalked up another decade.
    Can someone please reassure me that 30 is not old??

    Or feel free to make me feel worse(if thats possible)
    I remember 30 like it was.......12 years and 11 months ago........... Life was full of promise and possibility.........Much like fresh tracks in new snow..........Didn't need 20 minutes to catch my breath after 2 flights of stairs........Never bothered counting fallen hairs in the sink after combing it.........Couldn't imagine what it might be like to pull a muscle while yawning..........or taking a dump..........or putting on my shoes.........or having an orgasm..........Had absolutely no urge to pee 4 times a night.........in my super-absorbant adult diaper...........Never gave a second thought to my colon..........or the doctor's finger probing around inside it.............Ahhh, 30. Those were the days my friend.


    Edit; btw, happy birthday ! The good stuff's just a few years away !

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    I got 8 years left thank god

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    Originally posted by adthomp@9 July 2003 - 13:36
    I got 8 years left thank god
    Believe me,those 8 years will go faster than you think lol.


    @Riddler- thanks

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    sweet jesus i dred getting old

    Happy Birthday man

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    happy bithday

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    Relativity, my friend.

    For a seventy year old, you're still wet behind the ears.

    Enjoy your birthdaycake, while you still have teeth.

    Seriously, have a nice birthday.

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