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    I have seen this one before via email, I thought I would share it with you folks. Scroll slowly and no peeking.

    Question 1:

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
    were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
    and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
    are the facts about the three leading candidates.

    Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
    astrologist. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
    drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
    used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
    smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


    Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
    peeking, then scroll down for the answer.


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    ANSWERS


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    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


    And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
    you just killed Beethoven.


    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
    someone. Never be afraid to try something new.

    Remember: Amateurs built the ark.

    Professionals built the Titanic



    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
    employees and has the following statistics:

    *29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have
    directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done
    time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit *14
    have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for
    shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have
    been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

    Can you guess which organization this is?


    Give up yet?

    Scroll Down for the Answer...






    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
    idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
    to keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.

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    Yes I enjoyed all of the above

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    lol, now thats a mind bender, Hitler was a suspected peadophile, did he not fancy his niece or something along those lines, I would have went for the abortion and candidate c, so i just deprived the world of some fine classical music inspiration and contributed to the jewish genecide...oops

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    I always knew I'd make a fine president.

    Nice post Sharedaddy.

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    Originally posted by TClite@9 July 2003 - 10:24
    lol, now thats a mind bender, Hitler was a suspected peadophile, did he not fancy his niece or something along those lines, I would have went for the abortion and candidate c, so i just deprived the world of some fine classical music inspiration and contributed to the jewish genecide...oops
    It does make you think twice about some of our built in philosophies, now does it not.

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    i chose B. you cant trust someone with a profile like hitlers

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    I also killed Beethoven off ...and c..i'm quite sure Hitler was an amphetamine addict too..and feed it to his army ..most prob what made him such a nice guy.

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    Hang on.
    So Beethoven got the syphilis from his mom?
    Now THAT makes you think......
    He didn't even have the luck of having fun when he got it.
    Poor guy.

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    Originally posted by Ron@9 July 2003 - 11:15
    I always knew I'd make a fine president.

    Nice post Sharedaddy.
    Thanks, I thought it would be a good thing to post and it looks as though I was right. Thanks again.

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