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    Yes = No

    No = Yes

    Maybe = No

    We need = I want

    Iím sorry = Youíll be sorry

    We need to talk = I need to complain

    Sure...go ahead = I donít want you to

    Is my butt fat? = Tell me Iím beautiful

    Do what you want = Youíll pay for this later

    Iím not upset = Of course Iím upset, you moron!

    Are you listening to me?? = Too late, youíre dead

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    Do you love me? = Iím going to ask for something expensive

    Itís your decision = The correct decision should be obvious bynow

    Iíll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

    How much do you love me? = I did something today that youíre really not

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    lol its an older one but still able to laugh after reading this nice one

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    Awesome

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    Now all you need is the men's translation



    Iím hungry = Iím hungry

    Iím sleepy = Iím sleepy

    Iím tired = Iím tired

    Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    I love you = Letís have sex now

    Iím bored = Do you want to have sex?

    Whatís wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

    I love you, too = Okay, I said it...weíd better have sex now!

    May I have this dance? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I call you sometime? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you

    Do you want to go to a movie? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I take you out to dinner? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you

    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes

    Letís talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youíd like to have sex with me

    I donít think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

    old..............but still funny when looking back on it

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    Hahaha definitely more complete with the men's translations. Great lists!

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    great lists


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