Thank God...it needs all the smiles it can get bless it.
who the fuck wears square toe shoes; british idiots with rotten teeth and pasty faces
Rotten! How dare you! They're just a bit crooked and yellow. And I'm not pasty my mum says I'm 'pale and interesting'.
I was done on t'other board and passed muster as human (as near as damn it anyway)
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
No you didn't! You came out as a cross between a Vulcan and a hippy.
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