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    How come that when I open my mouth, I don't pee faster?

    According to physics, I should, no?

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    no you shouldnt you stupid fool!

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    you should try peeing on your physics teacher.
    that would make you faster.



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    Originally posted by Ron@10 July 2003 - 11:39
    How come that when I open my mouth, I don't pee faster?
    According to physics, I should, no?
    Tell your physics teacher that he has 'diarrhea of the mouth'.


    Click here to hear diarrhea

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    Ron hasnt got a Physics Teacher......maybe a zimmerframe, but no teacher.


    In answer to your question Ron....No, but you should crap faster

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    try a piss bag that might do it...

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    Originally posted by Ron@10 July 2003 - 13:39
    How come that when I open my mouth, I don't pee faster?

    According to physics, I should, no?
    Could be vapor-lock; try a plunger.

    If that doesn't work, you'll need a machinist with a reamer (painful&#33
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Originally posted by j2k4+10 July 2003 - 16:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 10 July 2003 - 16:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@10 July 2003 - 13:39
    How come that when I open my mouth, I don&#39;t pee faster?

    According to physics, I should, no?
    Could be vapor-lock; try a plunger.

    If that doesn&#39;t work, you&#39;ll need a machinist with a reamer (painful&#33 [/b][/quote]
    harsh but wise j2....the best solutions are always painful...

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    Ron.
    If you do a handstand while you pee with your mouth open
    I&#39;ll guarentee you&#39;ll be finnished quickly.

    Neil

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    If I think about NikkiD while doing that, I won&#39;t get a drop on me.

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