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Thread: Joke: What A Perfect Woman Would Say

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    Living on the edge BT Rep: +4
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    Iíll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
    Are you sure youíve had enough to drink?
    Iím bored. Letís shave my little kitty, you big lion king!
    Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
    God..if I donít get to blow you soon, I swear Iím gonna bust!
    I know itís a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
    Youíre so sexy when youíre hungover.
    Iíd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
    Letís subscribe to Hustler.
    Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
    Say, letís go down to the mall so you can check out womenís asses.
    Iíll be out painting the house.
    I love it when you play golf on Sundayís, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
    Honey, our new neighborís daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!
    Iíve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
    No, no Ö Iíll take the car to have the oil changed.
    Your mother did a great job raising you.
    Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentineís day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
    I understand fullyÖour anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, itís a wonderful stress reliever.
    Shouldnít you be down at the bar with your buddies?
    Not the mall again! Come on letís go to that new strip joint!
    Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why donít you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
    You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
    That was a great fart! Do another one!
    I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for youÖ

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    HAHAHA in ur dreams!

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    gossard25's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +22BT Rep +22BT Rep +22BT Rep +22BT Rep +22
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    Nice one LOL


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