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    My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

    For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

    Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

    My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet

    And apparenly the nurse looked very butch and scary

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    Did she get the digits?



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    I sometimes wonder how you made it to 30

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    Did the nurse mean it in a
    a: sexual manner
    b: scientific manner
    c: observational manner
    d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
    e: other
    ?

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    I heard it follows the exchange market

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    Which one - a,b,c,d or e.

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    Skizo, you're phoaties are still banned btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Did the nurse mean it in a
    a: sexual manner
    b: scientific manner
    c: observational manner
    d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
    e: other
    ?

    Look,

    imagine having a male doctor feeling up your prostate gland and along the way mentioning that his fingers slid in very easily and that he didn't have to use any lube at all.
    Would you care what manner it was said in?

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    Look,

    Personally, and if i where a woman, i would regard it as a huge compliment.

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