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Er, women occasionally have a lot bigger things up them than a speculum. Men....wusses!
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I nearly died laughing at work today when a female colleage was telling a story about having a coughing fit in the middle of a smear, all her muscles spasming like they do, and in a more sudden, and more public version of the well-known cough-dislodge tampon scenario, shot the speculum across the room.
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Ever done it while having sex?
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Having sex with somebody with a speculum loaded vagina sounds suicidal
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Silly Biggy.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
Ever done it while having sex?The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself!
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if secret chuckle = pissing oneself helplessly then I think we have all seen it
Ever done it while having sex?
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Yup! That's the one!if secret chuckle = pissing oneself helplessly then I think we have all seen it
This made me glag my pants off a few weeks ago. I'm going straight to hell.
A few years back, when I was less choosy than now, I once met up with a lovely woman of t'internet, the only possibly problem that she was blind.
Being, as I said, of the less choosy nature things happened and we went to her place.
As we were having fun (it'd been a while for her apparently!), a sudden flash of realisation hit me.
No, not "why am I shagging a blind woman"
but, "she can feel me, but she can't see me!!"
As I lay there with her on top, I started pulling stupid faces, gurning like a right mong at her, and she was none the wiser until I started laughing to myself. She stopped and asked if I was ok, I just said yeah, I was loving it.
I still feel so ashamed at myself for that whole episode and especially my childish actions, but then I start laughing again.
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I dont recall if I told this yet, but my first exam, the gyno was named Dr. HAND. I was nervous, and I guess to get me to relax the dr started talking..... starting offwith "oh, you go to the same school as my son, owen...." and then to "my stepson Jon also", asking me if I knew him etc. It happened that Jon was the kid I had a ridiculous crush on. It was a horrid horrid experience.
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The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself! 
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