Smear test cringe

[Squeamous]

The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself!

You mean it's not just me?

[CrabGirl]

I dont recall if I told this yet, but my first exam, the gyno was named Dr. HAND. I was nervous, and I guess to get me to relax the dr started talking..... starting offwith "oh, you go to the same school as my son, owen...." and then to "my stepson Jon also", asking me if I knew him etc. It happened that Jon was the kid I had a ridiculous crush on. It was a horrid horrid experience.

Oh Noes!

I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.

They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences.

Oh, Men... don't read the above.

[Spider_dude]

ouch

[Proper Bo]

I dont recall if I told this yet, but my first exam, the gyno was named Dr. HAND. I was nervous, and I guess to get me to relax the dr started talking..... starting offwith "oh, you go to the same school as my son, owen...." and then to "my stepson Jon also", asking me if I knew him etc. It happened that Jon was the kid I had a ridiculous crush on. It was a horrid horrid experience.

Oh Noes!

I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.

They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences.

Oh, Men... don't read the above.

That post is a perfect example of why wimmin shouldn't be allowed on the internets.

[CrabGirl]

Oh Noes!

I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.

They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences.

Oh, Men... don't read the above.

That post is a perfect example of why wimmin shouldn't be allowed on the internets.

Shut up and get back in the Kitchen fag-boy.

[Squeamous]

And don't come out again without some pie and a coffee.....and one for the slag too if you will.

[Alien5]

yay girlpower

[CrabGirl]

I'm drinking wine, not coffee.

Just noticed you're in London. I miss London down here in the sticks.

Squeamous not Allen.

And now Killer 23's gone I'm changing my title. It was only for his benifit!

[Squeamous]

I'm drinking wine, not coffee.

Just noticed you're in London. I miss London down here in the sticks.

Squeamous not Allen.

And now Killer 23's gone I'm changing my title. It was only for his benifit!

I like it! It suits you.....not in a bad way . He seemed alright......I find it weird when people get touchy in internet land. I can't take what goes on on messageboards seriously.

I miss being in the sticks. The grass is always greener eh?

[CrabGirl]

I'm drinking wine, not coffee.

Just noticed you're in London. I miss London down here in the sticks.

Squeamous not Allen.

And now Killer 23's gone I'm changing my title. It was only for his benifit!

I like it! It suits you.....not in a bad way . He seemed alright......I find it weird when people get touchy in internet land. I can't take what goes on on messageboards seriously.

I miss being in the sticks. The grass is always greener eh?

And your concrete is always shinier!

I grew up in Camden and I miss it, but although Plymouth is pretty rubbish I love it really down here. We've just had our first Lush arrive in the new "mall" and finally we've got good shoe shops.

This board is full of touchy people but they're/we're ok really!