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Thread: The Best FTN Request You Will Ever See

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    My name is zaa730. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
    this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
    because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
    when I try to breathe.

    The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
    leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
    us having no money or FTN. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need FTN. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag.
    Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

    I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this post to
    everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
    Johansen said that for every person you forward this post to, Bill
    Gates will team up with AOL and send a an FTN request to NASA. With that
    funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America
    and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can
    hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the requests to the you. You wonderful souls could then invite me to FTN

    Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be
    third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
    more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
    Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my
    leaves to rot before I turn 10.

    If you don't forward this , that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
    and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only
    a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
    guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
    then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you
    can't take five freakin' minutes to invite me to FTN and
    that they can't feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodyless
    nine-year-old boy?

    Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.
    I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't
    chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I
    wish that very much.

    Thank You,

    zaa730
    Last edited by WarrenBuffet; 10-14-2007 at 01:42 PM.

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    u have nice name

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    Wow 10/10. Just too bad, that you aren't the original author. Good read though. Hopefully you'll get, what you need.

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    I see that you're trying to be funny, but like Presto said, "copy-paste is bad, mmkay?"
    army now... //

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    Well come on now, you got to belive in something...

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    huh!!!!!
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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    Nice story....but i don't believe you... Goodluck...
    "Death is the result of weakness. The strong are the only ones who survive."

    I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.

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    i enjoyed reading ur thoughtful post...i really did

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    thanks, *cough *cough, I can't breath

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