The Best FTN Request You Will Ever See

[ekk3123]

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

LOL, I dont think thats enough for u to bust him but seeing as he has not got a direct link to speedtest.net im pretty sure its a fake.

God job on spotting it tho..

btw no ones going to give this guy a FTN invite since he's kown for making many dupe accounts *cough* *cough* "Revolt" and god knows what other shit he has been up to tbh he does not seem like a worthy candidate.

I'll guess the only actual way to find out about his speed for sure is to ask får the speedtest.net link.

So please, post the real link.

And shame on you for breaking the basic rule about dupe accounts..!

[kooftspc11]

My name is zaa730. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
us having no money or FTN. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need FTN. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag.
Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this post to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johansen said that for every person you forward this post to, Bill
Gates will team up with AOL and send a an FTN request to NASA. With that
funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America
and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can
hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the requests to the you. You wonderful souls could then invite me to FTN

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be
third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my
leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't forward this , that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only
a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you
can't take five freakin' minutes to invite me to FTN and
that they can't feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodyless
nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.
I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't
chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I
wish that very much.

Thank You,

zaa730

u know ur isp does NOT offer service anywhere near what u have on ur speedtest. 4 zip codes in your city and none of them are even catered to by your isp

post a new speed test and u may get an invite

[mrnobody]

to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

[kooftspc11]

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

well read my post above

[ekk3123]

good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

well read my post above

yeah, just did. imo, that's seriously bad of him trying to fraud us. It simply don't work.

[sear]

I don't think this will make him take it down. We've been hassling him about the fake speed test for months and he still has it up I'm surprised people haven't cottoned on before now.

As for the story it would be funny if it wasn't stolen from the lounge...m8 word of advice next time at least steal it from a different board.

[pro267]

Wow, zaa730, I'm so impressed by your speeds.

[bigjoe75]

I don't think this will make him take it down. We've been hassling him about the fake speed test for months and he still has it up I'm surprised people haven't cottoned on before now.

As for the story it would be funny if it wasn't stolen from the lounge...m8 word of advice next time at least steal it from a different board.

Well, I never read it before, so thats why I thought it was funny.

[Saroman]

I guess it was much better when FTN didnt have Invites..

[mrnobody]

I guess it was much better when FTN didnt have Invites..

at least i could sleep well