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    I was having a dream sound asleep woke up sore the time and thought SHIT FUCK!!! its that late what a sleep in!

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    Don't remember waking up....

    Holy shit this can still be a dream in itself WTF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MediaSlayer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    You don't want to know!

    hehe, did you give him permission(pre-approval at an earlier time) or was he brazen about it.

    either way, good image.


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    Was woken up by my noisy nephews and neices. they're young and full of energy even in early morning.
    Oh, quite brazen! He might have gotten some too if he hadn't gone about it by saying 'Morning Puss!' while slapping me between the legs .

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    I woke up to my wife using her hair dryer as she got ready to work...then I went back to sleep because my lazy arse had the day off.

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    by an alarm at 4:45am

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    Dam garbage trucks

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    Had this disturbing dream....woke up for a moment...checked the time..thought of sleeping back..but then.. cancelled
    -= Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught, will we realise we cannot eat money. =-

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    Same as most days....by an early, unwanted phonecall....
    Now go away.

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    My weekday morning wakeup call sounds utopian in comparison! I get woken by my husband standing in front of the bed with my dressing gown saying 'get up!!!' and then I get out of bed, put my arms into it, wrap it around him and give him a squeeze and a kiss and then he scuttles off to finish getting ready for work.

    You may now vomit freely.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    My weekday morning wakeup call sounds utopian in comparison! I get woken by my husband standing in front of the bed with my dressing gown saying 'get up!!!' and then I get out of bed, put my arms into it, wrap it around him and give him a squeeze and a kiss and then he scuttles off to finish getting ready for work.

    You may now vomit freely.....
    he'd prefer a blow job

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