how were you woken up this morning

**Squeamous** · 10-15-2007, 01:32 PM

What's that?

**Barbarossa** · 10-15-2007, 01:33 PM

He said:-

"HE'D PREFER A BLOW JOB"

**Squeamous** · 10-15-2007, 01:35 PM

I know, perhaps I should have said 'what's one of them?'

**Barbarossa** · 10-15-2007, 01:37 PM

Sorry, I can't help myself, it's a form of tourettes

**Squeamous** · 10-15-2007, 01:41 PM

If it's any consolation I thought it was much better second time around. Must be the capitals.

**sleepyy** · 10-15-2007, 03:08 PM

i'm still sleeping

**Skweeky** · 10-15-2007, 06:03 PM

Ah a blow job... I've not had one of those in ages

**DooMeD68** · 10-15-2007, 10:15 PM

mobile phone alarm clock ! that usual going to work feeling !!

**munkyboy04** · 10-15-2007, 10:16 PM

My little boy hit me round the head with an action man. The he jumped on me.

Not good.

**WarrenBuffet** · 10-15-2007, 10:36 PM

A fucking alarm clock, like a normal person, apparently none of you are normal

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