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Looking for loopholes
SGG has a big one of those on the wall
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Surrealism fish happens
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Version Five
Originally Posted by Biggles
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Wiccans - Shit cultivates
Looking for loopholes
Thats on there too
Wiccans - You can make shit happen but it will happen to you three times
Disneyism - bad shit doesn't happen here
Scientology -if shit happens see Dianetics p.137
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Obviously a universal concept..here a variant
and yes humour is important ...
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness people now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
sex a wolf in a bag
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Anything - humour is fine by me..
Now go away.
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benchezm
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lol, most of those were really funny. i dont want to say which ones.
Version Five
Go for it, don't be afraid of the PC brigade.
That's what Chebus would call an internal rhyme.
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