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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."

    "What do you mean almost?" question the priest.

    "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

    "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

    The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.

    The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"

    "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"

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    lol, really fuuny

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    gossard25's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +22BT Rep +22BT Rep +22BT Rep +22BT Rep +22
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    Nice one!!

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    good one lol

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    game1283's Avatar "ǝuo ǝɥʇ" BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    good as always hippychick keep em coming <3


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