Where Is Jp? I Demand To Know!

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by fugley@13 July 2003 - 20:05
How is yerself lilmiss you know me has a big soft spot for ya you little kitten.

(actually it&#39;s not that big and it&#39;s more hard than soft and just a little moist on the end&#33

OK so Mr Fugley has melting ice lollies then.



p.s. No &#39;stick that in yer muth then&#39; jokes pleaseee

p.p.s Sorry for butting in, I&#39;ll go away now.

[fugley]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+13 July 2003 - 19:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 13 July 2003 - 19:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@13 July 2003 - 20:05
How is yerself lilmiss you know me has a big soft spot for ya you little kitten.

(actually it&#39;s not that big and it&#39;s more hard than soft and just a little moist on the end&#33

OK so Mr Fugley has melting ice lollies then.



p.s. No &#39;stick that in yer muth then&#39; jokes pleaseee [/b][/quote]

[Lilmiss]

its not often you are lost for words fugs&#33;
swallow a hair ball.

sooooo.....the trip, the plane, the baby........

[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss@13 July 2003 - 19:15
oh dear,
he has brought his humour back too...
/me was scared of this.
soooo, the plane flight wasnt bad then?
how did it all go?
had the baby yet? dont forget im god-mother&#33;

cbb&#39;s gone aways now.

Jeeez&#33; You have just reminded me just how complicated my life is&#33; LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;

I did give birth .... it was a brown thing and believe me it was very big and it hurt&#33;
Next time me will have a cesarian section.

Ive got about three thousand experiences to relate most of them thoroughly distasteful and unpleasant - they will, I&#39;m sure manifest themselves as posts - in the fullness of time.

British customs did try to confiscate my sense of humour but decided they could&#39;nt handle it and insisted I took it back&#33;

Don&#39;t know much about the flight, I had heard about, and tried this special remedy for nervous air travellers which involves drinking Rampant Male Moose Piss. Believe me works&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; It&#39;s was tricky trying to get the moose to keep still and shoot straight, but then he was a bloke&#33;

You can see pictures of my air travellers moose piss treatment in the Sunday Sport Supplement which will be in news agents next weekend. Don&#39;t believe the headline though - it says something about me being a hairy arse moose gobbler.


Thanks for your enquiry lilmiss.

love

fugley.

[Lilmiss]

i dont wanna be any part in its upbringing, thanks. sure you will make a loving mamma tho.

the moose gobbling bit, is there something i missed?
saying that, nothing would suprise me about ya anymore fugs.
glad youre back&#33;
and though i will only say this once, im glad your humour is back too.

ok, you can proceed with making us all ill now....:x

[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss@13 July 2003 - 19:47
i dont wanna be any part in its upbringing, thanks. sure you will make a loving mamma tho.

the moose gobbling bit, is there something i missed?
saying that, nothing would suprise me about ya anymore fugs.
glad youre back&#33;
and though i will only say this once, im glad your humour is back too.

ok, you can proceed with making us all ill now....:x

Why thank you lil miss.....

I will ponder on some extreme vileness and pukerify all in due course.


How dat belly belly by da way????

[Lilmiss]

my belly is fine thanks. just had a veggie burger and im feeling good.

right, im off oot for a bit, see ya soon hairy bum
looking foward to your vileness.

[fugley]

Still I wait&#33;&#33;&#33;

Come on whos got im?

[Lilmiss]

Oi!

Fugs, where the hell are you?



:crying:

[TheDave]

this is over a year old