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    I go out to burn the autumn leaves in garden (suburbun extacy)
    She says: take a bucket of water, you have to by it alllllll the time, not to high, if the smoke hits the neighbours etc...
    (btw : it is raining)

    My kid (of course) wants to join
    She says : if he is coming with you he has to be properly dressed, not to close to the fire etc

    I want to set up lights for halloween for my kid
    She says : Is it not dangerous, are you sure they will not blow


    Could she not simply say
    "Fantastic, how can i help"

    ftw

    I give up and have decided to do nothing else than drink booze, scratch my balls and watch tv ftw
    Last edited by 100%; 10-28-2007 at 06:21 PM.

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    Typical.

    You go out to do something dangerous and stupid, she points out the risks to you, and you turn into an arse.

    A well-rehearsed scene in my house also

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    He does and you talk
    theory vs entertainment

    let us men be fodder for you tube.

    however she has overly tained me into becoming afeared of my action

    "Shall we go out and have a good time?"
    "it could get expensive"
    "well lets stay home then, and light some candles"
    "and burn down the house"

    there is a negative to everything

    killing impulse
    Last edited by 100%; 10-28-2007 at 06:52 PM.

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    And yes i understand the whole thing of "being careful" and "precaution tips" but for fucks sake do you really think i am that stupid?

    I have been with her for 8 years and she still has to pull these i am a noob tips.

    ( i have never burnt down a house).

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    Ah, maybe you have never burnt down a house because of her cautioning you when you're about to.

    I try not to be around when I know my husband is planning on doing something penis-enlarging like lighting a fire. I'd only be worried about it

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    You'd be worried about a larger penis?

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