Either way. Blood will be spilled.Originally Posted by Gripper
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Either way. Blood will be spilled.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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Wear a T-Shirt with "IT'S AN EXIT NOT AN ENTRANCE!" emblazoned across thefrontback.
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Do you politely tell him that you didn't want your backdoors kicking in
Be Kind
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You should definitely consult the Magic 8 Ball for this.
Frog Shoulder
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Sounds like a genuine misunderstanding to me, if he thought you were a semi-gaylord as well.
Say to the bloke that you don't have a gay bone in your body and you certainly don't want his gay bone in your body. That you think he's an OK guy and that you would like to be blokey mates. That if he's cool with that you would be all like made up and stuff. However he must understand that you will not tolerate any further attempts at hawt man-on-man action. That this is not a negotiable position.
He may just have been chatting you up in the first place and doesn't really want to be just mates. You are quite the eye-candy after all.
Alternatively you could pump his arse rotten and see if you like it. You never know until you try it. Anyway it's only gay if you take it up the arse, not if you give it. That's what the lads in prison told me.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
Nothing wrong with a bit of straight on straight. Gopher it...
Now go away.
Poster
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make sure you use protection
"and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
2. Custody; care.
3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
b. One in which confidence is placed.
Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
Good point, can I suggest a shotgun would be just the ticket.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
Or a rubber glove
Now go away.
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Fuck that.
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