Read my palm

[bigboab]

Could you ask your wife to read my palm?
My Palmist was killed.
She said 'Cross my palm with silver'
Forgot she was speaking to the Lone Ranger.

[100%]

Never ever post your hand on the internets.
Bad Vodoo

Clinical Deduction
1.You are right handed
2. Not a hard labourer, nor an office worker
3.Wrinkles on pinky, you bend it a lot
4. You are not a teenager
5.Ring is turned, which subconsciously irritates the hell out of you daily.
6. You can handle imperfection
7. Fish like the way you smell.

I sense you like to slap your face.




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[I beleive.....]

Never ever post your hand on the internets.
Bad Vodoo

Clinical Deduction
1.You are right handed
2. Not a hard labourer, nor an office worker
3.Wrinkles on pinky, you bend it a lot
4. You are not a teenager
5.Ring is turned, which subconsciously irritates the hell out of you daily.
6. You can handle imperfection
7. Fish like the way you smell.

I sense you like to slap your face.




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Tell me something I don't know

[blackbird]

you fap fap fap too much ..

[DooMeD68]

and your palm won't win you the lottery - that's what fingers are for !!

[thewizeard]

My wife told me that I will be an idiot all my life. Is that true? What does my palm say?

Of course you wont be a complete idiot all your life..as time progresses, you will find the missing parts

[Mr JP Fugley]

Never ever post your hand on the internets.
Bad Vodoo

Clinical Deduction
1.You are right handed
2. Not a hard labourer, nor an office worker
3.Wrinkles on pinky, you bend it a lot
4. You are not a teenager
5.Ring is turned, which subconsciously irritates the hell out of you daily.
6. You can handle imperfection
7. Fish like the way you smell.

I sense you like to slap your face.




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Tell me something I don't know

I had sandwiches with Dairylea cheese and waffer thin ham for my lunch.

[Barbarossa]

Cancer sandwiches. yummy.