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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
    The Child asks "Mother, where do babies come from?"
    After thinking about it for a moment the mother says "Well dear....a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.
    One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex."
    The child looks puzzled. The Mother continues "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina.
    That's how you get a baby, honey."
    The child replys "Oh I see, but the other night when I came into yours and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth.
    What do you get when you do that?
    "The Mother says "Jewelry, dear."

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    Jewelry... lol!.. classic.

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    good one LMAO

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    i tried laugh - but instead i smiled !

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    haha so true
    but let's hope that little girl doesn't want a new necklace :/

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    i smiled and laughed, good one

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    hehe,very funny thx man!

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