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    Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
    sexually active or not?

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
    make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
    makes hair shine and skin smooth.

    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
    dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
    romantic dinner.

    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
    tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
    swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
    the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
    with a feeling of well-being.

    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
    active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
    These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
    saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
    causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
    the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
    antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

    This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it".

    She said, "You wear pants don't you"?

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you"?

    She said, "Turn sideways & look in the mirror"!

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Why did the man cross the road?

    He heard the chicken was easy.

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Why are blonde jokes so short?

    So men can remember them.

  6. Funny S**t   -   #6
    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Nov 2002
    Oh, please...

    Welcome to our humble commode.

    BTW-I can remember some terrifically long blonde jokes.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin


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