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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    *As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.*

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Shit, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink booze and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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    DooMeD68's Avatar Domain Of Sutekh
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    nice HC !!!

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    CrAcK's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +17BT Rep +17BT Rep +17BT Rep +17
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    Hehee,that was a nice one!!

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    Defy's Avatar Be Kind BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Lmao. I'm so glad I'm a wine-o-holic then.

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    no wonder i drink so much alcohol

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    nice one community service hmmmm

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