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Thread: Ketchup Lovers Worship The Devil!

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    I always knew there was something wrong with ketchup lovers.
    They can't be normal human beings if they put ketchup on pasta, can they?
    So I did a little research, and guess what?
    Ketchup is just a cover up for the number of the Beast!!!
    Just attribute a number to each letter of the "K" word, according to its place in the alphabet.
    So K=11, E=, T= 20, etc.
    Then look at this:


    666!!!

    If that doesn't prove they're evil, I don't know what will.....

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    Tomato Ketchup is the actual blood of Satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Mr Hand&#39;s Busy Right Now&#33; So Talk To Mr FOOKIN FINGER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;</span></span>

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    It is the evil milk from Mother Satan&#39;s Titty&#33;
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Mr Hand&#39;s Busy Right Now&#33; So Talk To Mr FOOKIN FINGER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;</span></span>

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    = 666



    Excellent work there Ron&#33;

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    god dam no wonder tite-wad is crazy and evil he has bin having Ketchup b4 he comes on the boards

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    some one mention evil?

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    Originally posted by MetroStars@15 July 2003 - 14:09
    god dam no wonder tite-wad is crazy and evil he has bin having Ketchup b4 he comes on the boards
    I&#39;m not evil.


    IMO ketchup is only good for two things - meatloaf and tater-tots&#33;

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    Originally posted by tite-wad@15 July 2003 - 21:02

    Excellent work there Ron&#33;
    Why thank you, Mr. tite-wad sir.
    They hide well, these evil creatures, they do.
    Took me almost an hour to uncover their real identity.



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    Ketchup is the perfect condement..

    Makes even Rons cooking edible, ive heard

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Oh no, not another Ketchup war&#33;


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