Ketchup Lovers Worship The Devil!

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 15:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 15:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 10:12
when he ate that last plate i wasn&#39;t even here&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 July 2003 - 10:28
He was eating pasta with ketchup and I took a pic of that

You need to get your story straight. [/b][/quote]
No she doesnt.

She said that he ate 4 (FOUR) helpings of Pasta, and she wasnt there for the last one.

That means she WAS there for 3 (THREE) helpings of Pasta and Bender put Ketchup on them all.


I LOVE Ketchup......but FOUR plates, just shows how much he loved it after all that time thinking he liked "Bollocks"nese.

To steal a Kellogs catchphrase:

"Have you forgot how good it tastes?"

Bender obviously had...

[Skweeky]

Thank you Rat Faced, my fellow comrade. It has come to this. The bollocks&#39;nese lovers are abusing that fact that english isn&#39;t my native language. How low can you fall

["The Avatar Man"]

KETCHUP BINGE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

["The Avatar Man"]

["The Avatar Man"]

[lynx]

Thank you for providing photographic evidence of the evil addictive nature of ketchup.

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by lynx@24 July 2003 - 16:57
Thank you for providing photographic evidence of the evil addictive nature of ketchup.

O come on Lynx, anyone can see that it is being used as an antidote to Bolognese sauce&#33;

[Ron]

Now the catsup(theass) lovers are mistaking quantity for quality.
Well, to get this over with once and for all, I presented this case to my friend John Paul again.
He said the Holy Book had 10 commandments one should never break in it:


ONE: &#39;You shall have no other sauces or condiments besides Me.&#39;

TWO: &#39;You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.&#39;
(look at the image above)

THREE: &#39;You shall not take the name of the Bolognese, your God in vain.&#39;

FOUR: &#39;Remember the Bolognese day, to keep it holy.&#39;

FIVE: &#39;Honor your Bolognese and your pasta.&#39;

SIX: &#39;You shall not use ketchup.&#39;

SEVEN: &#39;You shall not commit adultery before you had your Bolognese&#39;

EIGHT: &#39;You shall not mock Bolognese.&#39;

NINE: &#39;You shall not bear false witness against ex-generals.&#39;

TEN: &#39;You shall not covet your neighbor&#39;s house; you shall not covet your neighbor&#39;s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor&#39;s.&#39;

According to these 10 commandments, the Ketchup scum will undoubtedly go directly to hell. Now there is some good news, and some bad news for them in that.
The bad news is that the Bolognese Empire has just signed an exclusive contract with Satan. Exclusive means: no more MacDonalds and Burger Kings down there. Just Bolognese restaurants.
The good news is that the Sauce will never get cold.

[thewizeard]

Back to topic Time, Look who is worshipping the devil now.

[Ron]

Bolognese lovers don&#39;t worship the devvil.
They just do business with him.
We don&#39;t break each and every one of the ten commandments. (just N°7 and N°10 in my case)