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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    This joke is a little late, but funny

    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy costume party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg...so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

    A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."

    The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a rude letter of complaint.

    A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says:
    "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part."

    Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint.

    The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:
    "Dear Sir, since we have not been able to make you happy, this is our last suggestion, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple!"

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    DooMeD68's Avatar Domain Of Sutekh
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    lol !

    your jokes seem to be better than most ! keep up the good work HP !
    Last edited by DooMeD68; 11-03-2007 at 06:19 PM.

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    Defy's Avatar Be Kind BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Lmao! Where the heck do you find all this good stuff?

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Defy View Post
    Lmao! Where the heck do you find all this good stuff?
    LOL its a secret, jk from myspace friends and disc golf and sportbike forums
    Last edited by hippychick; 11-03-2007 at 10:23 PM.

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    m@ke's Avatar Seed Or Die BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    hahaha this is great!

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    lol

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