Friday Joke

**hippychick** · 11-02-2007, 07:40 PM

*As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.*

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Shit, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink booze and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.