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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
    and some days you're the statue.

    Always keep your words soft and sweet,
    just in case you have to eat them.

    Always read stuff that will make you look
    good if you die in the middle of it.

    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that
    can be recalled by their maker.

    Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing
    worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

    If you can't be kind, at least have the
    decency to be vague.

    If you lend someone $20, and never see
    that person again, it was probably worth it.

    It may be that your sole purpose in life
    is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    Never buy a car you can't push.

    Never put both feet in your mouth at the
    same time, because then you don't
    have a leg to stand on.

    Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
    Just get up and dance.

    The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
    so sleep late.

    When everything's coming your way,
    you're in the wrong lane.

    Birthdays are good for you; the more
    you have, the longer you live.

    Ever notice that the people who are late
    are often much jollier than the people
    who have to wait for them?

    If ignorance is bliss, why aren't
    more people happy?

    You may be only one person in the world,
    but you may also be the world to one person.

    Some mistakes are too much fun
    to only make once.

    Don't cry because it's over;
    smile because it happened.

    We could learn a lot from crayons:
    some are sharp, some are pretty, some
    are dull, some have weird names, and
    all are different colors but they all
    have to learn to live in the same box.

    A truly happy person is one who can
    enjoy the scenery on a detour.

    Happiness comes through doors you
    didn't even know you left open.

    Have an awesome day, and know that
    someone has thought about you today....

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Oh, please...
    An apt summation of a life philosophy, Neverose.

    Hey, are you new here?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    scribblec's Avatar Poster
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    Jan 2003
    u got anymore man
    i luv those

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Fresh for the kill,!!! I thought about bringing a fresh bucket of frogs in here everymorning for the girls and I, was an extremely fleeting thought, believe me!

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Excellent one's
    <span style='color:black'> I am a part of all that I have met - Lord Tennyson</span>
    <span style='color:blue'>Try not to let your mind is too small and fragile to be out by itself</span>


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