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    My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.

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    Maybe the penetrator should have used more lube......

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    IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Mr Hand&#39;s Busy Right Now&#33; So Talk To Mr FOOKIN FINGER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;</span></span>

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    You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you&#39;ll be fine.

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    Originally posted by Spindulik@16 July 2003 - 19:53
    You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you&#39;ll be fine.
    I admit they&#39;re a thoroughly horny experience but I don&#39;t think a C.E. will sort this particular ailment.



    Try sitting on a spike whilst ticklin yer balls with a feather&#33; - Works for me&#33;
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    Originally posted by chalkmongoose@16 July 2003 - 12:10
    My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
    Damn &#33; That&#39;s gonna be a bit embarassing &#33; Maybe you oughtta tell &#39;em you&#39;ve got scurvy or something and can&#39;t make it today ?

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    Are you sure it&#39;s blood and not KETCHUP?

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    Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 22:17
    Are you sure it&#39;s blood and not KETCHUP?
    YEAH&#33;&#33;&#33; Does it smell bad?
    Ummm, worse than normal, I mean.
    If so, it&#39;s ketchup all right.

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    Try a tompon

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    Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 15:24
    Try a tompon

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