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Thread: purina diet... lmao

  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
    and was in line to checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

    Duh? (is she kidding???) On impulse, I told her no I didn't have any
    dogs, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably
    shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd
    lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
    coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
    works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
    one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
    complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
    practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story,
    particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
    food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street
    licking my ass and a car hit me.

    I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
    staggered to the door laughing.

    Life is short. Break the rules

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Funny funny shit! If its actually true (which from this and the other jokes I've read you've posted it is), its all the more excellent. Damn people are gullible and stupid...


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