Male Masterbation

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by tite-wad@17 July 2003 - 18:41

Yes, I've kinda gotten the impression you're not terribly fond of me...[LIST]...don't know why - I like you just fine!

i like you.
you make me giggle.

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley+17 July 2003 - 20:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 July 2003 - 20:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MadDog-2000@17 July 2003 - 07:07
Good one&#33;&nbsp;

I think you spelled it a little wrong, as far as I know, its spelled "masturbation". Besdies that, I think this thread should have been posted in the Funny stuff section of the forum&#33;&nbsp;

And, no, it is not harmful to you, if you sit behind your computer once or twice a week and jack off to some porn pictures you find on the Internet. You will never run out of sperm because your body will always be able to make more, thats why you have 2 nuts or sperm factories&nbsp; Jacking off doesn&#39;t affect your concentration or memory but it helps you calm down afterwards and it relieves stress. It has also been shown to reduce the change of getting prostate cancer.

No, I am not a doctor but I listened during anatomy class&nbsp;

I entirely disagree&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I ran dry about three years ago. I think I shot enough man-goo-juice to fill the fuel tank of a medium size family saloon car. [/b][/quote]
I would just like to add that most of the ejaculate in question was secreted or rather splurged whilst focusing on a rather splendid picture of young lilmiss&#39;s belly&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

hey that worked better than i expected.....


what about a female masturbation thread?

you finger the clam more than we bash the bishop, without a doubt....


well, in some cases.

[fugley]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 20:18
hey that worked better than i expected.....


what about a female masturbation thread?

you finger the clam more than we bash the bishop, without a doubt....


well, in some cases.

Billy boy - they is just lookin in the clam for pearls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by fugley@17 July 2003 - 20:20

Billy boy - they is just lookin in the clam for pearls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

oh hello there oh hairy one.....

ah i see so thats why

well im off to watch a porno

can i find a pearls in there tho?

in the genetalia, that is ?

[Lilmiss]

oh fugs, you lil charmer&#33;
:x

[fugley]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+17 July 2003 - 20:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats &#064; 17 July 2003 - 20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 July 2003 - 20:20

Billy boy - they is just lookin in the clam for pearls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

oh hello there oh hairy one.....

ah i see so thats why

well im off to watch a porno

can i find a pearls in there tho?

in the genetalia, that is ? [/b][/quote]
Sorry me encyclopedia had a mistake in it - that should of been Oysters or is it lobsters?? Me thinks you is correct bill they is just wankin their tits off&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by fugley@17 July 2003 - 20:25

Sorry me encyclopedia had a mistake in it - that should of been Oysters or is it lobsters?? Me thinks you is correct bill they is just wankin their tits off&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

aha ¡¡¡¡¡


so there is titty-wanks involved too?

[tite-wad]

Damn board keeps kicking me off - can hardly post anything&#33;




Perhaps this would be better in Riddler&#39;s Gauntlet... but oh well...

• What&#39;s furry, red and sticky?

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[Alien5]

3 times a day?