How come

**CrabGirl** · 11-12-2007, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Meh. My Boobs are bigger.

I'm off to the kitchen to cook some mince. Not a euphamism.

divorcee/lesbo

You just try starting on me today young man.

**BawA** · 11-12-2007, 07:31 PM

the worst sport for womens is something which has anything to do with motors, i dont know how they think of getting into motor racing while they have no idea of it.
ive seen ladies driving like shit, ive sat with them and seen how they drive, i wont go far but my own sister is a good example.
i had 2 car accidents and both were caused by women, one totaled my car and 2nd got my back door damaged and god knows how many i avoided mostly on roundabouts. they dont know Roundabouts rules, they dont know lane changing rule heck they dont know lane usage rule they will simply go at lowest speed in high speed lane and not caring a shit that there is a long line of cars behind them.

**CrabGirl** · 11-12-2007, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Sextent

I can't post a pic of my cheese dream as I've eaten it.

True Story

Oh no you haven't as I'm still here. :drumthingy:

**BawA** · 11-12-2007, 07:32 PM

Difference between Boyz nD GirLs in Using ATM Machinez...
Enjoy !!

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.