Sometimes accents can go badly wrong when someone moves to a part of Britain where they speak with a strong accent.....The worst I've heard was a danish/mancunian. It was like 2 tunes being mixed together badly....
Sometimes accents can go badly wrong when someone moves to a part of Britain where they speak with a strong accent.....The worst I've heard was a danish/mancunian. It was like 2 tunes being mixed together badly....
Now go away.
I still don't understand why you think I used to live in Govan...
I lived in Glasgow for a couple of months only and that was in Duke Street/Parkhead
How many times do I need to tell you
The facts are irrelevant, it's what's in my head that matters.
You used to wear a big Celtic jumper then you moved in with a guy from Govan who ripped it off your back, pished on it then set it on fire, while you watched.
You wept yourself to sleep that night.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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You know.. when I used to live in Duke Street, I was right accross from the Louden Tavern right.
So this one night I was walking to the shops when this guy outside the Louden invited me in for a drink right.
I didn't want to go at first, but being the alkie I was at the time, the thought of free whisky was too tempting right.
So I went inside the Louden
And then I got really drunk
The last thing I remember is snogging some really dodgy looking guy with a slash accross his cheek.
That's the story I'll be telling my children when they want to start drinking
That is possibly the most dangerously stupid thing I have ever heard anyone say.
To explain to the good people, that pub is rangers thro' and thro'. Real hun, sectarian bigotry stuff like. Not like Callum and I having a larf. It is also within about 5 minutes walk from Celtic Park.
It's where they wait to start the ambush if one is planned.
Seriously, I don't know many guys who would go in there, unless they were mob handed and wanted to fight.
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