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Thread: Train Story

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    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    trans-continental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
    both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
    He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
    down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
    but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
    blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married.'

    'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.




    'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fuckin blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    The End
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    heard this one before - good one at least !?

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    never heard it, funny

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    that's a good one.....

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