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  2. Lounge   -   #2
    The link does not work but i found the story.. I know i shouldn't laugh but i can't help my self...

    This what the news story siad,00.html

    Man cuts off penis, eats it
    July 13, 2003

    A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

    The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

    The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

    He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

    The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

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    Did he put bolognese sauce on it, or ketchup?

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    Did he put bolognese sauce on it, or ketchup
    U would have thought so......

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    I'll excuse him for not using brown sauce as it's not available there

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    now that is disgusting....

    how would tits taste tho?

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    Livy's Avatar Simpleton
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    now that gotta hurt

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    Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@17 July 2003 - 16:44
    I'll excuse him for not using brown sauce as it's not available there
    That's just f'ing great that is.
    First you tell us how wonderful this sauce is.
    Now, on the verge of making a trip to Malaysia to find out what it tastes like with some of the worlds delicacies, you tell us it isn't available there.
    Well that's it, the trip's off, I was dubious about taking you in the first place.
    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    I'd have thought he would have bled to death before he was done frying it up.

    Hmmmm.... maybe it was so small it didn't leave much of a wound ?

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