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    I would like to see Ainsley Harriott on Get Steady Cook show us the method and Recipe for this one!

    Or that other Herbert - Jamie Oliver!
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Mr Hand&#39;s Busy Right Now&#33; So Talk To Mr FOOKIN FINGER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;</span></span>

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    Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 12:41
    i&#39;d rather suck an eyeball out of an angry swan while enduring painful stings from bee&#39;s.&nbsp; it tastes like :x
    From the site: www.semenex.com

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    3. Close the container lid and shake contents vigorously (that&#39;s right, "shaken, not stirred"). Then drink.
    4. Repeat Steps 2-3 again (being careful not to ejaculate further) for an additional one to two nights. (while Semenex will enhance semen taste in as little as 12-24 hours, the human male physiology takes approximately three days to fully replenish semen supply.)
    5. Within 24 hours of having last drank a serving of Semenex (whether Semenex has been taken for one, two, or three nights in succession), invite your lover over for a taste test she&#39;s sure to enjoy.
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    Guess it&#39;ll make your spunky - funky&#33;

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    I remember a woman cutting of her husbands penis for cheating on him&#33;
    She waited til he came home, knocked him out, tied him up on the bed, waited for him to wake then cut it off with some sheares then forced him to eat it&#33;&#33;&#33;
    May that be a lesson&#33;

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    That&#39;s pretty unfair - women don&#39;t have anything to cut off <s>if</s> when they cheat.

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    Originally posted by fugley@17 July 2003 - 18:30


    Or that other Herbert - Jamie Oliver&#33;
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    oops
    /me&#39;s an eejit.
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    Originally posted by tite-wad@17 July 2003 - 18:38
    That&#39;s pretty unfair - women don&#39;t have anything to cut off <s>if</s> when they cheat.
    But they do&#33;
    There is another story, pretty much the reverse, but I&#39;m not gonna tell it cos it&#39;s not very nice........

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    Brown sauce on it would have been something...

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    dont people eat placentas in some places in the world?


    suppose thats a bit different than cocks.

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    Ouch..... think i&#39;ll stick clear of the drugs

    But we also learned some things...


    Well that&#39;s it, the trip&#39;s off, I was dubious about taking you in the first place.

    Now we know why Proper_Bo decided against Ketchup

    But...

    but......when a man eats brown sauce,
    his, not sure how to put this like a lady, urm....spunk tastes bitter and nasty.

    we also know why he&#39;s free to go with Linx



    crazy_billy_bats,

    eating the placenta is an option in the UK too....just not taken up very often.

    Really good for the new mother apparently...

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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