People And Places

**J'Pol** · 07-21-2003, 08:26 PM

Can anyone really explain the offside rule to someone who doesn't watch football (soccer)

**[B][O][T]** · 07-21-2003, 08:35 PM

OFFSIDE With certain exceptions, a player in an offside position becomes offside if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by a teammate, the player, in the opinion of the referee, is involved in active play by:
[*]Interfering with play, or[*]Interfering with an opponent, or[*]Gaining an advantage by being in that offside position.

Ok I edited this

**J'Pol** · 07-21-2003, 08:37 PM

Tell me you wrote that yourself, even if it isn't true.

A girl could understand that.

**[B][O][T]** · 07-21-2003, 08:38 PM

I searched for it

**J'Pol** · 07-21-2003, 08:42 PM

It's flippin good.

**Riddler** · 07-21-2003, 08:43 PM

If a player grabs the buttocks of and kisses the mouth of and tears the jersey from the back of a player on his own team after such player has scored a GOOOOOOOOOAL !!!......THAT is offside !

**J'Pol** · 07-21-2003, 08:46 PM

You've taken that too far.

**Riddler** · 07-21-2003, 08:48 PM

So do they....I've seen it !

**the_faceman** · 07-21-2003, 09:40 PM

no-one has actually said what an "offside position" actually is. check this link out

Offside Rule

it has ickle diagrams for the uninitiated.

A more in depth view of offside can be found here Alternative Website

**J'Pol** · 07-21-2003, 09:42 PM

Brilliant.

Sorry BOT, this link may be better.

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