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    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving really isn't for you


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    Originally posted by Illuminati@21 July 2003 - 13:22
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving really isn't for you
    Hey ! That used to be my sig !

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    Ah, plagiarism, so sweet.

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    "Masturbation is the sincerest form of whackery"



    (Thanks for the smiley ilw.)

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    Two airplanes: "A NEAR MISS? Damn, that's a direct HIT!" -George Carlin

    It shoud be...
    "Near HIT!" or "Nearly hitting"

    Right?

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    Okay, my favorite.

    "Never memorize something that can looked up in a book -Albert Einstien

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    I liked these two quotes i found...

    this one was from a church bullitin - "The sermon this morning 'Jesus Walks on the Water'; the sermon tonight 'Searching for Jesus"

    And this newspaper headline - "Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

    teeheehee!

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    Originally posted by JPaul@21 July 2003 - 21:29
    Ah, plagiarism, so sweet.
    I wish I'd said that
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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