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    Can anyone really explain the offside rule to someone who doesn't watch football (soccer)

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    OFFSIDE With certain exceptions, a player in an offside position becomes offside if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by a teammate, the player, in the opinion of the referee, is involved in active play by:
    [*]Interfering with play, or[*]Interfering with an opponent, or[*]Gaining an advantage by being in that offside position.

    Ok I edited this

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    Tell me you wrote that yourself, even if it isn't true.

    A girl could understand that.

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    I searched for it

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    It's flippin good.

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    If a player grabs the buttocks of and kisses the mouth of and tears the jersey from the back of a player on his own team after such player has scored a GOOOOOOOOOAL !!!......THAT is offside !

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    You've taken that too far.

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    So do they....I've seen it !

  9. Lounge   -   #9
    no-one has actually said what an "offside position" actually is. check this link out

    Offside Rule

    it has ickle diagrams for the uninitiated.

    A more in depth view of offside can be found here Alternative Website

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    Brilliant.

    Sorry BOT, this link may be better.

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