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    An actual conversation between me and my pensioner father...


    WeeMouse "Dad I've ordered you a new washing machine over the internet. It'll be here on Sunday ok?"

    DaddyMouse "You can do that over the internet now??"

    WeeMouse ".......yes. I'm going out now Dad"

    DaddyMouse "WAIT! WHAT IF THE INTERNET PHONES ME? WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO IT?!"

    WeeMouse "............................................................"


    What kind of accent does the internet have anyhow?

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    I suppose it might speak like 10011101010101010101


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    .that's nothing.you should hear my grad grandmother..97 years old
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    Without good, original content, a tracker is nothing but a lonely teenage boy's chatroom.

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    He's only in his 60s though. He truly is scared of computers. I came home from work the other day and couldn't find my laptop anywhere.

    He finally admitted that he had hidden it in his wardrobe because it "scared him"

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    What, you don't remember what dialup sounds like?
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    I heard that the Internet was a paedophile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeMouse View Post
    He's only in his 60s though. He truly is scared of computers. I came home from work the other day and couldn't find my laptop anywhere.

    He finally admitted that he had hidden it in his wardrobe because it "scared him"

    this is the funniest thing i ever heard
    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    Without good, original content, a tracker is nothing but a lonely teenage boy's chatroom.

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    This sound?
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    Your retarded.
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    doooooh, thx H. meh


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